Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
fuck dis bitch i gotta go
People with cute noses are lucky
cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them
Not the time for a dad joke.
my heart says yes but my mom says no
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it