This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
parents: "let’s talk about your future"
Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!
omfg this gif is the answer for everything
"how are you?"
"did you get a good grade?"
"how’s your romantic life?"
how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?
me: *comes out of room*
parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!
what if people got a new name every birthday
what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh
"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"
THIS IS THE FUNINEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
I gotta be honest hes saying every single thing I was thinking the entire time
Me after summer break.