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Apr 20

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

(via punkmonksteven)

Apr 18

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via privateagentmars)

thefault-in-your-face:

fuck dis bitch i gotta go

thefault-in-your-face:

fuck dis bitch i gotta go

(Source: magicmotherfuckers, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Apr 08

hornersimpson:

People with cute noses are lucky

(Source: daytimeblogger, via srry-wut)

(Source: confessions-of-a-cutaholic, via d-ain-ty)

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Apr 07

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via confiedent)

Mar 23

no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it 

(Source: lintott, via srry-wut)

theyellowbrickroad:

all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)