Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
fuck dis bitch i gotta go
(Source: magicmotherfuckers, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
People with cute noses are lucky
(Source: daytimeblogger, via srry-wut)
(Source: confessions-of-a-cutaholic, via d-ain-ty)
cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them
Not the time for a dad joke.
my heart says yes but my mom says no
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
(Source: lintott, via srry-wut)
all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”