Sep 18

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Sep 16


Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.

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do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

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Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho


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what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

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Sep 14


the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

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nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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